My name is ‘Jamshed Bonda’.
I can eat seven double anda.
People get confused sometimes.
And say it reverse, ‘again double anda seven’.
Wonder why they are so dense.
I say hair ‘lice’ make more ‘sense’.
I also eat banana, but ‘keel’ over the peel.
“He must be firangi”, some people said,
Coz I eat the anda with ‘Great Britan’nia bread,
Then they chased me with hockey sticks!
I asked them, “Why? ‘Am I six’?”.
Now, they call me James Bond (short for Jamshed Bonda)
Agent 007 (again double anda seven).
License to kill (‘Lice’ ‘sense’ to ‘keel’)
Thinking I am from MI6 (‘Am I six’) in Great Britain (‘Great Britan’nia).
Now, they have me baffled more;
Wonder what else is in store?!
